1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:02,960 See you soon. 2 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,260 Hey, why can't you text like an adult? 3 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,640 Because I don't want there to be a record of what I'm about to tell you. 4 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,800 Relax, you're not that famous to be that paranoid. 5 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,860 We'll see how paranoid you get when you're sued for libel. 6 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,260 Have you read my latest post? 7 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,300 No. Did it just go live? 8 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,860 Look, don't freak out, but some of it is going to sound familiar. 9 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:06,559 What do you mean? 10 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,280 I just want you to know that it's not about your mom. 11 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,160 Not really. 12 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:12,340 What the fuck? 13 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,780 Just meet me at Rita's Ale House after work and we'll talk. 14 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:26,660 Lex had a blog chronicling his depraved sex life. His website, lexlikesex .com, 15 00:01:26,780 --> 00:01:30,140 went viral and landed him a book deal when he was sued for writing about an 16 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:32,320 affair he had with the wife of a televangelist. 17 00:01:49,900 --> 00:01:54,060 The preface of his latest post claimed it was submitted by a fan named Toby, 18 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:56,020 the story sounded way too familiar. 19 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,620 In the story, Toby describes how he had been kicked out of his house when he 20 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,479 turned 18. 21 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,720 Enter Mrs. Anderson, his best friend Bobby's mother. 22 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:08,880 She took Toby in, even letting him stay at her place while Bobby was off to 23 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:09,880 college. 24 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:18,740 The mom, who Toby referred to in the story as Mrs. Anderson, 25 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,740 Was sweet to Toby in all the ways his real mom wasn't. 26 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:28,400 She basically looked after him while he figured out life. 27 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:30,940 And as a result, their friendship blossomed. 28 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,720 What do you think? 29 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:43,560 Can I pull it off? 30 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,740 You're more than pulling it off. 31 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:53,120 I don't know if it's because my son moved out or you moved in, but I feel 32 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,340 again. Really? 33 00:02:55,100 --> 00:02:56,480 I even joined Tinder. 34 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,060 You did, did you? I've even got a date tonight. 35 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:01,499 Oh, yeah? 36 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:02,500 What do you think? 37 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,460 It's quite a dress. 38 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,700 Do you want to know a secret? 39 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,480 Sure. 40 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:15,680 I was thinking about not wearing any panties tonight. 41 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:20,910 It's a little rebellious, but I don't know. 42 00:03:21,390 --> 00:03:22,390 What do you think? 43 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:26,930 Ms. Anderson, you really shouldn't be talking to me about these kind of 44 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:28,270 Why not? 45 00:03:29,450 --> 00:03:34,150 Well, because now I'm just picturing you without panties on. 46 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:36,130 You are? 47 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:37,670 Yeah. 48 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,020 There. 49 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:49,600 Now you don't have to imagine. 50 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:58,760 I really shouldn't be flirting with my son's friend, but... It's okay. 51 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,660 I wasn't judging you. 52 00:04:01,580 --> 00:04:03,560 I was just trying really hard not to flirt back. 53 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,100 I want to fuck you so bad. 54 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,620 But what about Bobby? 55 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:14,640 He'll never find out if we don't tell him. 56 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,760 I won't tell. 57 00:04:59,230 --> 00:05:01,530 It's so hard not to flirt with you all this time. 58 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:03,810 Speaking of hard. 59 00:05:34,540 --> 00:05:36,520 You really can't say anything. 60 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,200 Bobby's like my best friend. 61 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:41,880 I don't know about it. 62 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:45,020 I don't know that you're the charming one. 63 00:05:56,910 --> 00:06:00,110 He'll never find out. He's a little dense anyway. 64 00:06:02,890 --> 00:06:07,290 I know 65 00:06:07,290 --> 00:06:23,090 he's 66 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:26,370 not happy about you staying here because of this exact... 67 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:35,130 Raisin. I'm worried about a best friend getting this bomb. 68 00:07:17,909 --> 00:07:20,650 You have to face me now 69 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,440 I saw these ones in the laundry too. 70 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:48,180 I like them on you. 71 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,640 with a little bit more experience. 72 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,820 You're pulling it off so well. 73 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:09,340 Oh my God. 74 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:18,540 I'm not going to eat it. 75 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:40,250 You took off your panties in front of me. 76 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:43,050 You like that little tease? 77 00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:54,410 I need that. 78 00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:48,310 Oh! Oh! 79 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,150 Oh! 80 00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,290 Oh! 81 00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:53,610 Oh my god. 82 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,760 Thank you. 83 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:41,910 Oh, yeah? 84 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,370 Oh, fuck. 85 00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:46,190 Oh, 86 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:54,890 fuck, yes, you sick, David. Oh, my God, you guys feel so good. 87 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:59,970 Oh, yes, yes. 88 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,060 Oh, my God. 89 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,720 I mean what happened? 90 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,280 Oh. 91 00:28:03,639 --> 00:28:05,740 We don't tell Bobby we can keep doing this 92 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,180 Oh, my God. 93 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,159 Oh, yeah. 94 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,160 Oh, yeah. 95 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:58,259 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 96 00:28:58,260 --> 00:28:59,039 Oh, yeah. 97 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,040 Oh, 98 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,280 yeah. 99 00:29:45,679 --> 00:29:49,080 Lex had been kicked out of school when I went to college, so he moved into my 100 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,920 mom's place when she got empty nest syndrome. 101 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:56,060 Two of them got very close quickly, which was something I had always been 102 00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,060 suspicious of. 103 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,000 I just never thought either of them would betray me. 104 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:11,460 According to the story on Lex's website, Bobby never caught Toby fucking his 105 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:14,460 mom, but his suspicions grew to the point that it was all he could think 106 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,200 He became obsessed with getting even. 107 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:26,940 Apparently, Bobby had always wanted to fuck Toby's mother, Mrs. Michaels. 108 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,900 But he refrained out of respect for his friendship. This wasn't just his chance 109 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:31,779 to get even. 110 00:30:31,780 --> 00:30:33,600 It was his chance to fulfill his fantasy. 111 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:44,660 Nice of you to come and pick up the rest of Toby's stuff before I toss it out. 112 00:30:45,070 --> 00:30:47,810 He said you kicked him out so fast he didn't have time to grab the rest. 113 00:30:48,030 --> 00:30:49,290 I gave him six months. 114 00:30:51,730 --> 00:30:54,590 Toby being Toby. 115 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:56,230 Yeah, tell me about it. 116 00:30:56,670 --> 00:30:58,010 Stubborn, self -centered. 117 00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:03,170 I wish he could have been more like you and gone off to college and worked in 118 00:31:03,170 --> 00:31:07,530 corporate instead of trying to be some blogger. And yet, somehow I think he'll 119 00:31:07,530 --> 00:31:08,990 still end up more successful. 120 00:31:09,950 --> 00:31:10,950 No way. 121 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:14,090 Toby's the kind of guy that can just sit on his ass and... 122 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,860 Things are handed to him. When has that ever happened? 123 00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:18,300 Every time we grab drinks. 124 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,680 I'll be trying to get one girl's number and he just smiles and suddenly he's in 125 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,160 her car on the way to her house. 126 00:31:25,820 --> 00:31:31,340 Well, sometimes with women the best thing is not to try so hard. 127 00:31:34,340 --> 00:31:37,340 Does not trying hard work on you? 128 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,360 Good point. 129 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,140 What does work on you? 130 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,560 Are you flirting with me, Buffy? 131 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:47,940 Maybe. 132 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:51,640 Well, 133 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,960 that wasn't the reaction I wanted. 134 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:56,500 It's because you're still trying too hard. 135 00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:05,580 Well, anyways, make sure you let me swing over and grab his stuff. 136 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,500 Hold on. 137 00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:13,280 I said... 138 00:32:13,550 --> 00:32:14,850 Stop trying so hard. 139 00:32:15,090 --> 00:32:16,830 And say, stop trying. 140 00:32:22,970 --> 00:32:25,090 This is what you wanted, right? 141 00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:27,410 Yeah. 142 00:32:54,659 --> 00:32:56,100 Looks like you like it. 143 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:26,840 Like Lacey. 144 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:08,340 Oh my god. 145 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,980 Do you even know what to do with a woman like me? 146 00:34:46,739 --> 00:34:48,260 Yes. Do you? 147 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:53,940 That's a good start. 148 00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:08,740 Oh, my God. 149 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:10,740 Yeah. 150 00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:13,340 Oh, fuck. 151 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,400 Oh, my God. 152 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,640 Yeah. Yeah. 153 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,500 Oh, my God. 154 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,260 Yeah, you're gonna say something, don't you? 155 00:37:29,570 --> 00:37:31,910 Oh, my God. Oh, 156 00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:47,570 my 157 00:37:47,570 --> 00:37:49,130 God. Oh, 158 00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:52,130 my God. Oh, my God. 159 00:37:52,330 --> 00:37:53,390 Oh, 160 00:37:54,890 --> 00:37:57,130 yes. 161 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,960 Oh my god, right there on my clit. It feels so fucking good. 162 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,480 Yes. 163 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:06,420 Oh my god. 164 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:10,320 Oh, fuck yes. 165 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:11,760 Yeah. 166 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,800 Oh my god. 167 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,420 Oh, fuck. 168 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:21,960 Oh my god, yes, yes. 169 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,780 Oh, yes. 170 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,000 Oh, fuck me with that tongue, yes. 171 00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:23,900 Oh my god. 172 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:29,760 Oh, fuck yeah. 173 00:41:58,060 --> 00:41:59,060 Ugh. 174 00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:09,140 Yeah. Yes. 175 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,140 Oh, fuck. Yes, grab me. 176 00:43:11,580 --> 00:43:12,580 Yes. 177 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:53,959 Fuck yes. 178 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,420 Oh my god. 179 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,060 Yeah, right there. 180 00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:00,280 Oh my god, yes. 181 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,240 I love watching that fucking movie, Carly. 182 00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:27,040 Yes. Fuck yes, yes. 183 00:44:53,550 --> 00:44:55,730 Oh my god, yes, yes, yes. 184 00:44:57,010 --> 00:44:58,350 Oh, fuck. 185 00:44:58,850 --> 00:44:59,850 Yeah. 186 00:45:00,270 --> 00:45:03,510 Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes. 187 00:45:04,690 --> 00:45:07,850 Yeah. Oh my god. 188 00:45:08,270 --> 00:45:10,910 Yeah. Oh, fuck. 189 00:45:12,270 --> 00:45:14,930 Yeah, I love feeling every fucking inch of you. 190 00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:18,270 Yeah, that's it. Oh my god. 191 00:45:19,730 --> 00:45:21,310 Yeah. Yeah. 192 00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:22,610 Oh, fuck. 193 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,840 Oh my god. Oh my god. 194 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,500 Oh my god. 195 00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:33,680 Oh my god. Oh my god. 196 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,800 Oh my god. 197 00:46:10,030 --> 00:46:11,110 Show me what you got. 198 00:46:17,950 --> 00:46:24,030 Oh my god. Oh, 199 00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:26,130 fuck yes. 200 00:46:27,430 --> 00:46:34,070 Oh my god, that feels so fucking good. 201 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:47,340 oh my god yes oh shit 202 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:51,780 oh my god that feels so fucking good 203 00:47:15,530 --> 00:47:16,530 It's so fucking... 204 00:47:57,339 --> 00:47:59,000 Don't want it. 205 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:02,160 Oh my god. 206 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,940 Oh my God, that feels so fucking good. Oh shit. 207 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,220 Oh my God. 208 00:48:32,380 --> 00:48:37,180 Oh my God, yes, yes. 209 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,280 Fuck yes. 210 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,900 Get in there and eat that fucking pussy. 211 00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:02,020 Oh my god yes. 212 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,360 Oh fuck. 213 00:49:43,850 --> 00:49:45,050 Yeah. Oh, fuck. 214 00:49:45,530 --> 00:49:46,650 Oh, my God. 215 00:49:47,950 --> 00:49:48,950 Oh, shit. 216 00:49:49,930 --> 00:49:51,030 Oh, my God. 217 00:49:51,290 --> 00:49:52,550 Oh, my God. Oh, 218 00:49:54,550 --> 00:49:55,509 my God. 219 00:49:55,510 --> 00:49:56,510 Oh, shit. 220 00:49:56,790 --> 00:49:58,610 You're so gonna make me cum, baby. 221 00:50:24,310 --> 00:50:30,890 oh my god oh my 222 00:50:30,890 --> 00:50:36,410 god oh my god oh my 223 00:50:36,410 --> 00:50:39,270 god so fucking 224 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,160 Oh my fucking god. 225 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,480 Oh shit. 226 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:57,400 Fuck. Oh my god. 227 00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:00,340 Oh my fucking god. Yeah. 228 00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,980 Oh shit. 229 00:51:04,340 --> 00:51:06,340 Fuck. Oh my god, baby. 230 00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,900 Oh my god, yes. Oh my fucking god. 231 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:10,840 Holy shit. 232 00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:14,500 Yes, baby. 233 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,300 Oh fuck, you feel so fucking good. 234 00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:18,660 Yes. 235 00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:44,980 Oh shit. 236 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,720 Oh my god, he was over there. 237 00:52:52,270 --> 00:52:53,270 I don't fucking believe it. 238 00:53:32,060 --> 00:53:37,180 oh my god oh 239 00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:40,480 my 240 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,100 god 241 00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:06,260 And... 242 00:55:10,650 --> 00:55:15,190 oh my god oh my god oh 243 00:55:15,190 --> 00:55:19,770 my god 244 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:45,180 The moms in the stories were definitely our moms. The only thing he had changed 245 00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:46,920 was that I never actually fucked his mom. 246 00:56:47,220 --> 00:56:48,860 Although maybe he thought I had. 247 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,400 Either way, I had to straighten this out. Where are you going? 248 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,078 I feel safe. 249 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,420 You can leave just because you feel like it. 250 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,100 I'm taking a personal day now. 251 00:57:18,090 --> 00:57:19,110 You get out of work early? 252 00:57:19,530 --> 00:57:21,890 You fuck my mom and have the nerve to write about it? 253 00:57:24,610 --> 00:57:26,890 I didn't fuck your mom. 254 00:57:27,270 --> 00:57:31,230 Bullshit! Look, I was running out of stories and my publisher was on my ass 255 00:57:31,230 --> 00:57:32,230 about his second book. 256 00:57:32,270 --> 00:57:35,350 I just thought if I pulled from something close to home it would be more 257 00:57:35,350 --> 00:57:39,710 believable. I pretended a fan to protect the innocent. 258 00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:42,030 You fucked her. 259 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:45,450 I'm a writer. 260 00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:47,530 It's... 261 00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:49,020 I don't believe you. 262 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,240 Dude, do you think I would be that big of an asshole to just go and fuck your 263 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,240 mom? Yeah. 264 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:58,100 You literally wrote an entire fucking book about how big of a bastard you are. 265 00:57:58,180 --> 00:57:59,240 You lived with my mom. 266 00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,060 You flirted with my mom. In fucking front of me. It's my persona. 267 00:58:03,740 --> 00:58:04,740 It's what sells. 268 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,340 Why are you being so defensive anyway? 269 00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:11,400 Screw my mom? Oh, fuck off. 270 00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:15,100 But you wanted to, right? 271 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:24,900 I know what she did with Lex. 272 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,760 Oh, you saw his blog. 273 00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:29,900 You read it? 274 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:31,760 Yeah, he showed it to me before I put it online. 275 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,700 And you're okay with that? 276 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,980 Yeah, not about us. I mean, not entirely. 277 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,140 The fuck do you mean, not entirely? 278 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000 Calm down. 279 00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,900 No, fucking tell me. No. 280 00:58:44,260 --> 00:58:45,260 Tell me. 281 00:58:45,980 --> 00:58:47,280 He lived with me. 282 00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,400 We shared moments together. 283 00:58:50,340 --> 00:58:51,960 Moments? The fuck does that mean? 284 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,690 He was a... Attentive when I needed him to be. 285 00:58:55,070 --> 00:58:57,870 Kind of like a arrogant boyfriend without all the perks. 286 00:59:03,410 --> 00:59:05,130 So what do you think? Can I pull this off? 287 00:59:06,590 --> 00:59:09,650 I think you're pretty much pulling it off right now. 288 00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:14,650 You know, I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's because my son moved 289 00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:18,490 or you moved in. I've just been feeling so young again. 290 00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:20,810 Really? Yeah, I even joined Tinder. 291 00:59:21,050 --> 00:59:22,230 You did? I did. 292 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,120 In fact, I already have a date this afternoon. 293 00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:32,520 Wow, well, it's really quite the dress. 294 00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:35,680 And do you want to know a secret? 295 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:38,720 Sure. 296 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,460 I was thinking I would go without panties. 297 00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:44,420 Do something a little rebellious. 298 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,600 I don't know. What do you think? 299 00:59:49,660 --> 00:59:51,880 You talked to him about not wearing panties? 300 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:53,520 Yeah, so? 301 00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:56,080 And I'll bet you he told you it was a good idea, huh? 302 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:59,800 Actually, he didn't. He said I would give off the wrong impression. 303 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:03,740 Wait, the same guy who writes about fucking women in port -a -potty said 304 01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:10,960 Look, life is a dick to those that he hates. However, he's very loyal to those 305 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:11,960 that he loves. 306 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:13,160 Like you. 307 01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:16,960 Look me in the eyes and tell me you didn't do anything. 308 01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,100 We didn't do anything. 309 01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:28,580 I don't believe you. 310 01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:30,140 Fine, Brandon. 311 01:00:30,220 --> 01:00:32,960 We fucked each other's brains out. Does that make you feel better? 312 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,520 I don't know. Is it true? 313 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:41,140 Yeah, totally true. Took my panties off, gave him a big kiss, and said, 314 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:46,900 I want to fuck you so fucking bad. 315 01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:53,520 But what about Brandon? Fuck Brandon. He's never going to find out unless you 316 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:54,520 tell him. 317 01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,940 I won't. I won't. You better fucking not. I can't wait to have that fucking 318 01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:01,819 in me. 319 01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:03,120 It's been so long. 320 01:01:06,940 --> 01:01:07,940 God, 321 01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:12,860 I've been waiting for this. 322 01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:13,980 Are you sure? 323 01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:16,140 Fuck yeah, I'm sure. Are you kidding me? 324 01:01:16,340 --> 01:01:19,000 Are you sure this is okay? Fuck yes, it's okay. 325 01:01:20,940 --> 01:01:24,120 It's been so fucking long since I've been touched by a fucking man. 326 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,940 Why do you think I joined Tinder for, huh? 327 01:01:27,780 --> 01:01:29,200 It's not really to meet anybody. 328 01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:30,500 It's just to fuck. 329 01:01:36,940 --> 01:01:37,940 Yes. 330 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,860 I'm gonna put these fucking tits on your fucking face. 331 01:01:57,930 --> 01:01:59,950 Yeah, I think you're excited too. 332 01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:02,450 Yeah. 333 01:02:04,790 --> 01:02:05,790 Fuck. 334 01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:09,850 These nipples are so nice and sensitive. 335 01:02:10,070 --> 01:02:11,150 It feels so fucking good. 336 01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:43,960 Yes, anything you say. 337 01:02:45,180 --> 01:02:46,660 Oh, anything I say? 338 01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,440 Oh, we are going to have some fun. 339 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,400 God. 340 01:08:59,099 --> 01:09:01,560 Yeah, that's it. Let me tease you. 341 01:09:02,140 --> 01:09:04,319 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 342 01:09:04,740 --> 01:09:05,740 Yeah. 343 01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:07,899 Oh, fuck. 344 01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:10,439 Yeah. 345 01:09:12,500 --> 01:09:13,500 God, 346 01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:16,520 it's so fucking good. Yeah. 347 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:20,100 You make my pussy feel so fucking good. 348 01:09:32,140 --> 01:09:32,938 Oh my god. 349 01:09:32,939 --> 01:09:35,260 Yes. Oh my god. 350 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:37,960 Oh my god. Oh yes. 351 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,439 So deep. 352 01:09:45,859 --> 01:09:46,859 Fuck. 353 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,420 Oh yes. 354 01:09:51,180 --> 01:09:52,640 Oh my god. 355 01:09:54,120 --> 01:09:56,500 Yes. Fuck yeah. 356 01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:59,480 Oh my fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. 357 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,600 I can clearly... 358 01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:48,980 swear it's so good it's so fucking good yeah oh my god i like that oh my god 359 01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:50,760 i like that a lot oh bye 360 01:13:31,470 --> 01:13:34,110 You tease me like that all the way in and all the way out like that. 361 01:13:34,350 --> 01:13:36,970 But, oh, yeah. 362 01:13:38,090 --> 01:13:40,330 Yeah. That was a clip play. Yeah. 363 01:13:40,910 --> 01:13:42,810 Oh, yeah. I want to worship you. 364 01:13:43,450 --> 01:13:44,450 Yes, please. 365 01:14:01,340 --> 01:14:03,080 Yes. Oh, fuck yeah. 366 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:04,440 There, there, there. 367 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,220 Oh, I'm so happy. 368 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:07,500 Oh, my God. 369 01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:09,160 Yes. 370 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:10,880 Oh, yes. 371 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,940 Yes. Oh, I've always dreamt that dream. 372 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:14,600 Oh. 373 01:14:15,340 --> 01:14:16,340 Oh. 374 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:17,840 Yes. 375 01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,640 Get it in there. Get it fucking in there. 376 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:25,500 Yeah. 377 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:27,540 Oh, fuck yes. 378 01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:30,580 Oh, fuck yeah. I love that. Oh, my God. 379 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:33,060 Oh, yes. 380 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,140 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 381 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:44,280 God. 382 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,520 Yes, yes, yes. 383 01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:54,620 Yes. 384 01:14:55,740 --> 01:14:57,240 Oh, my God. 385 01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,320 Yeah. 386 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,920 Because it's just tickling. What are you trying to do? 387 01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:58,640 Yes, yes, judge. 388 01:15:58,920 --> 01:15:59,779 Oh, fuck. 389 01:15:59,780 --> 01:16:01,780 Yes. Yes, yes. 390 01:16:03,140 --> 01:16:06,160 Oh, fuck. 391 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:14,860 Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah, 392 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:17,420 yeah. There you are. 393 01:16:17,700 --> 01:16:19,580 Yes, just like that. Oh, fuck. 394 01:16:40,620 --> 01:16:41,620 God damn. 395 01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:47,900 So are you. 396 01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:49,180 Fuck. 397 01:16:50,860 --> 01:16:51,860 Yes. 398 01:16:52,620 --> 01:16:53,620 Yes. 399 01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,240 Yes. 400 01:17:14,060 --> 01:17:15,180 I can talk a little bit. 401 01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:16,540 Yeah. 402 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:17,880 Yeah. 403 01:17:18,280 --> 01:17:19,280 Yeah. 404 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,840 Oh, yes. 405 01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:23,020 Yeah. 406 01:17:23,420 --> 01:17:26,580 Yeah. You want me to smell it, too? 407 01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,880 You want me to smell it, too? Fuck you, man. 408 01:17:29,620 --> 01:17:30,840 Oh, yes. 409 01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:33,180 Yeah. 410 01:17:33,900 --> 01:17:35,880 Of course I do. 411 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,500 But you definitely know what you're doing, still. 412 01:17:43,150 --> 01:17:44,029 Fuck yeah. 413 01:17:44,030 --> 01:17:45,030 Oh. 414 01:17:46,570 --> 01:17:48,830 Right there. Oh, yeah, right there. 415 01:17:50,510 --> 01:17:52,270 Oh, fuck. 416 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:53,750 Oh, 417 01:17:55,350 --> 01:17:56,350 fuck. 418 01:17:58,390 --> 01:17:59,390 Yeah. 419 01:18:01,790 --> 01:18:02,790 Yeah. 420 01:18:04,130 --> 01:18:06,110 Yeah. Right here. 421 01:18:06,370 --> 01:18:07,370 Oh. 422 01:18:08,890 --> 01:18:11,710 Oh, yeah. She's got a fucking pussy. 423 01:18:28,719 --> 01:18:30,920 It makes me fucking crazy. 424 01:18:33,820 --> 01:18:34,820 Cheers. 425 01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:17,340 Look at that fucking condom and that pussy, my god. Oh my god, it looks so 426 01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:18,159 fucking good. 427 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,420 Oh my god. 428 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:21,760 Yeah! 429 01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:56,720 girl don't you 430 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:00,320 Too much. 431 01:24:40,390 --> 01:24:41,169 So good. 432 01:24:41,170 --> 01:24:42,950 Yes, it does. Yes, it fucking does. 433 01:24:45,570 --> 01:24:46,570 Yeah. 434 01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:50,290 Oh, it's going to make me cum. Yeah, it's going to make you fucking cum. 435 01:24:50,770 --> 01:24:51,950 Oh, fuck. 436 01:24:52,390 --> 01:24:53,390 Yes. 437 01:24:53,850 --> 01:24:56,430 Yes. Right there, right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 01:24:56,770 --> 01:24:57,890 Fuck. Oh, my God. 439 01:24:58,170 --> 01:24:59,170 Oh. 440 01:25:52,670 --> 01:25:55,670 There. Does that ending suit your paranoia any better? 441 01:25:57,710 --> 01:26:02,110 She wanted me to think it was some story she made up, but I knew it was true. I 442 01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:05,350 could tell by the look in her eye. And in that moment, I knew I had one choice. 443 01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:06,750 Get even. 444 01:26:08,510 --> 01:26:10,530 So, what did you think of his latest post? 445 01:26:12,150 --> 01:26:16,170 I haven't read anything since he posted that blog about fucking my best friend. 446 01:26:16,710 --> 01:26:17,710 Who was that? 447 01:26:17,930 --> 01:26:19,190 The televangelist. 448 01:26:20,010 --> 01:26:21,010 That was your friend? 449 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,300 ruined her life. 450 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:27,960 Not that he would care. I mean, as long as he's making money, he doesn't care 451 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:28,960 who's back his job. 452 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,340 Yeah, he basically admitted to fucking my mom. 453 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:33,700 That sounds like something he would do. 454 01:26:33,940 --> 01:26:35,280 And that doesn't bother you? 455 01:26:35,540 --> 01:26:36,740 Of course it does. 456 01:26:37,040 --> 01:26:38,880 What can I do? Really? 457 01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:40,480 Nothing. 458 01:26:41,020 --> 01:26:42,040 You can get even. 459 01:26:44,780 --> 01:26:46,600 I tried that. 460 01:26:50,460 --> 01:26:54,380 I was the one that encouraged it. My friend just threw him after that vlog, 461 01:26:54,380 --> 01:26:55,380 what happens? 462 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:56,900 He gets a book deal. 463 01:26:57,520 --> 01:26:59,140 He always just seems to win. 464 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,340 Maybe not this time. 465 01:27:04,140 --> 01:27:05,140 What do you mean? 466 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,540 He still loves you, right? 467 01:27:06,780 --> 01:27:07,780 Of course. 468 01:27:08,380 --> 01:27:11,880 I think that he feels like he has to spend the rest of his life apologizing 469 01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:16,640 me for that vlog, but he knows he got famous from that. 470 01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:19,360 So, will he ever learn? 471 01:27:19,740 --> 01:27:21,260 When he gets a taste of his own medicine. 472 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:23,600 What are you saying? 473 01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:32,320 Oh, oh, oh. 474 01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:33,980 What are you doing? 475 01:27:34,900 --> 01:27:35,839 Getting even. 476 01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:39,280 Come on. You can't tell me there isn't a little part of you that doesn't want 477 01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:40,280 revenge. 478 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:42,480 Of course I do. 479 01:27:42,940 --> 01:27:44,680 Then this is your revenge. 480 01:28:02,740 --> 01:28:06,740 I... I... I cannot do this. 481 01:28:08,060 --> 01:28:12,620 Uh -uh. I'm... I'm not like him. I'm good. 482 01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:14,960 But it feels better. 483 01:28:45,070 --> 01:28:46,070 Thank you. 484 01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:20,880 Thank you. 485 01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:12,560 This is crazy. This is crazy. 486 01:31:13,220 --> 01:31:15,660 It feels so fucking good. 487 01:31:16,580 --> 01:31:18,200 It actually does. 488 01:33:22,660 --> 01:33:23,660 Right there. 489 01:33:25,740 --> 01:33:27,440 Right there. 490 01:33:35,260 --> 01:33:36,260 That's it. 491 01:33:38,780 --> 01:33:40,920 That's it. That's it. Right there. Right there. 492 01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:44,960 That's it. Come on. 493 01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:47,660 Right there. Right there. 494 01:33:48,920 --> 01:33:49,920 There you go. 495 01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:11,000 Good girl. 496 01:39:35,310 --> 01:39:36,310 That's it. 497 01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:51,640 Holy fuck. 498 01:40:54,000 --> 01:40:59,280 Oh my god. Oh my god. 499 01:41:01,340 --> 01:41:04,320 Oh my god. 500 01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:07,340 Oh my god. This is so fun. 501 01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:09,900 You wanna push your cock out of here? 502 01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:28,520 God, I've never been this bad before. 503 01:41:28,780 --> 01:41:29,780 Oh, my God. 504 01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:30,920 Yeah. 505 01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:33,320 Does it feel good, though? It does feel good. 506 01:41:33,740 --> 01:41:35,660 Oh, my God. You're such a fucking idiot. 507 01:41:36,020 --> 01:41:36,759 Oh, my God. 508 01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:37,760 Yeah. 509 01:41:38,040 --> 01:41:39,040 Oh, my God. 510 01:41:41,580 --> 01:41:42,960 Yes. Yeah. 511 01:41:43,380 --> 01:41:45,500 Oh, yeah. There's some tight right there. 512 01:43:20,020 --> 01:43:22,820 I am 513 01:43:22,820 --> 01:43:27,960 not a bad person 514 01:43:29,360 --> 01:43:30,580 Your pussy says otherwise. 515 01:43:30,840 --> 01:43:31,840 It's so fucking weird. 516 01:43:34,020 --> 01:43:35,020 Oh, it's good. 517 01:43:35,200 --> 01:43:38,320 It's okay. You feel all right in my cock, huh? Yeah, it feels so good. 518 01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:40,780 I'm just going back to school. 519 01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:42,980 This is the way he does it. 520 01:43:43,820 --> 01:43:46,460 Oh, it's good. Yes, it's good. 521 01:44:38,050 --> 01:44:41,790 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. 522 01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:08,220 Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch. 523 01:46:08,910 --> 01:46:12,330 Yeah? Yeah. 524 01:46:39,150 --> 01:46:40,170 Uh -huh. 525 01:46:40,890 --> 01:46:41,910 Uh 526 01:46:41,910 --> 01:47:04,110 -huh. 527 01:47:16,330 --> 01:47:17,330 Yes, yes, yes. 528 01:47:17,690 --> 01:47:18,830 There you go, there you go. 529 01:47:19,530 --> 01:47:20,530 There you go, there you go. 530 01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:43,560 There you go, 531 01:48:45,340 --> 01:48:46,340 there you go. 532 01:48:49,850 --> 01:48:50,850 Holy fuck. 533 01:48:58,270 --> 01:49:00,770 You really hurt your hands. You want me to do it again? 534 01:49:01,030 --> 01:49:02,030 Yeah. 535 01:49:26,880 --> 01:49:28,680 It's nice and wet over here. 536 01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:06,580 Keep going, keep going, keep going. 537 01:51:46,550 --> 01:51:49,770 That is amazing. 538 01:51:57,920 --> 01:52:01,140 Okay, but I am not a bad person for doing this. 539 01:52:01,440 --> 01:52:02,440 Yeah, you are. 540 01:52:02,480 --> 01:52:04,480 Alright. Put your cup and car on. 541 01:52:05,440 --> 01:52:06,440 Okay. 542 01:52:07,820 --> 01:52:10,920 Nearly a year had passed since that day, and although I continued to hang out 543 01:52:10,920 --> 01:52:14,560 with Lex and laugh at the absurdity of his vlog, I never told him about Reagan 544 01:52:14,560 --> 01:52:16,400 and I, or what we had planned for him. 545 01:52:16,660 --> 01:52:20,300 I was waiting for the right moment, and that moment had finally arrived. 546 01:52:25,620 --> 01:52:27,140 Why don't you text like an adult? 547 01:52:27,480 --> 01:52:28,480 What have you been up to, douche? 548 01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:32,340 Oh, you know, fucking your mom every chance I can get. 549 01:52:32,900 --> 01:52:36,060 I'm going to be mailing you something. Should I send it to your house or 550 01:52:36,060 --> 01:52:37,060 somewhere else? 551 01:52:37,680 --> 01:52:38,680 Send it to the house. 552 01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:40,120 Wait, what is it? 553 01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:42,720 Just a copy of the unpublished book I've been working on. 554 01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:44,500 What book? 555 01:52:44,640 --> 01:52:48,060 You haven't been working on a book. I have, and your publisher is about to 556 01:52:48,060 --> 01:52:49,060 release it at the end of the year. 557 01:52:50,140 --> 01:52:51,140 No, they aren't. 558 01:52:51,160 --> 01:52:53,240 Yep. Why didn't anyone tell me? 559 01:52:53,580 --> 01:52:55,860 You know, probably to avoid any fallout. 560 01:52:59,390 --> 01:53:00,590 What? Follow that. 561 01:53:01,390 --> 01:53:02,390 You'll see.